| 2023-09-09 - 2024-04-19 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure. |
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| 2023-08-24 - 2024-04-18 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. |
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| 2024-03-19 - 2024-04-17 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - All these squares make a circle. |
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| 2023-10-09 - 2024-04-15 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! |
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| 2024-01-06 - 2024-04-14 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that. |
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| 2024-02-15 - 2024-04-13 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. |
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| 2023-11-09 - 2024-04-11 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. |
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| 2023-12-03 - 2024-04-10 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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| 2023-08-23 - 2024-04-09 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. |
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| 2023-10-26 - 2024-04-07 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess. |
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| 2023-09-10 - 2024-04-06 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. |
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| 2023-09-11 - 2024-04-05 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages? |
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| 2023-09-04 - 2024-04-04 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves. |
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| 2023-10-16 - 2024-04-03 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. |
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| 2023-10-04 - 2024-04-02 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’ |
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| 2023-09-03 - 2024-04-01 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. |
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| 2023-12-22 - 2024-03-31 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. |
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| 2023-09-13 - 2024-03-30 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family. |
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| 2023-08-25 - 2024-03-29 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels. |
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| 2023-09-17 - 2024-03-28 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. |
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| 2024-01-10 - 2024-03-27 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. |
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| 2023-10-12 - 2024-03-24 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. |
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| 2023-10-25 - 2024-03-22 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back. |
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| 2023-08-27 - 2024-03-21 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. |
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| 2023-10-03 - 2024-03-19 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. |
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| 2023-09-21 - 2024-03-14 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Never trust atoms; they make up everything. |
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| 2023-09-08 - 2024-03-11 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense. |
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| 2023-09-06 - 2024-03-09 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. |
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| 2023-08-26 - 2024-03-06 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. |
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| 2023-10-30 - 2024-03-04 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. |
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| 2023-10-06 - 2024-03-03 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders. |
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| 2023-10-27 - 2024-03-02 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
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| 2023-08-29 - 2024-03-01 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila. |
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| 2023-09-16 - 2024-02-28 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. |
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| 2023-09-05 - 2024-02-21 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast. |
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| 2023-12-21 - 2024-02-14 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. |
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| 2023-08-22 - 2024-02-11 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. |
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| 2023-08-22 - 2024-02-06 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that. |
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| 2023-09-19 - 2024-02-05 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list. |
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| 2023-08-28 - 2024-02-02 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ass. |
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| 2023-11-28 - 2024-01-28 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people. |
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| 2023-09-23 - 2024-01-25 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it. |
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| 2023-09-15 - 2024-01-23 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’ |
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| 2023-09-14 - 2024-01-22 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. |
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| 2023-11-13 - 2024-01-20 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Russian dolls are so full of themselves. |
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| 2023-09-30 - 2024-01-15 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. |
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| 2023-09-07 - 2023-12-19 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak. |
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| 2023-10-10 - 2023-12-13 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me. |
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| 2023-11-29 - 2023-11-30 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - ‘Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’ ‘Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.’ |
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| 2023-09-01 - 2023-10-29 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally. |
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| 2023-08-31 - 2023-09-01 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’ |
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| 2022-02-27 - 2023-01-20 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. |
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| 2022-03-07 - 2023-01-19 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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| 2021-12-30 - 2023-01-18 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! |
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| 2021-04-20 - 2023-01-17 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’ |
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| 2021-07-11 - 2023-01-16 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. |
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| 2021-10-01 - 2023-01-15 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. |
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| 2022-03-19 - 2023-01-14 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it. |
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| 2022-03-29 - 2023-01-13 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’ |
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| 2021-07-07 - 2023-01-12 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. |
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| 2021-10-18 - 2023-01-11 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list. |
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| 2022-02-18 - 2023-01-10 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. |
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| 2022-02-02 - 2023-01-09 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak. |
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| 2022-02-05 - 2023-01-06 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess. |
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| 2022-01-15 - 2023-01-05 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila. |
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| 2022-01-17 - 2023-01-04 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. |
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| 2021-12-26 - 2023-01-03 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. |
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| 2021-07-06 - 2023-01-02 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. |
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| 2022-01-05 - 2022-12-31 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - ‘Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’ ‘Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.’ |
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| 2022-02-03 - 2022-12-30 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders. |
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| 2021-12-28 - 2022-12-28 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. |
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| 2021-12-29 - 2022-12-26 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Russian dolls are so full of themselves. |
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| 2021-04-19 - 2022-12-25 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. |
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| 2021-04-18 - 2022-12-24 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Never trust atoms; they make up everything. |
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| 2021-05-12 - 2022-12-23 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. |
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| 2022-01-14 - 2022-12-22 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels. |
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| 2021-12-31 - 2022-12-21 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that. |
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| 2022-04-10 - 2022-12-16 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that. |
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| 2021-08-28 - 2022-12-15 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. |
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| 2022-01-03 - 2022-12-11 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure. |
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| 2022-04-12 - 2022-12-09 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. |
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| 2022-04-30 - 2022-12-08 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally. |
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| 2021-05-23 - 2022-12-05 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages? |
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| 2021-09-26 - 2022-11-30 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. |
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| 2021-04-16 - 2022-11-23 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
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| 2022-01-13 - 2022-11-21 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast. |
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| 2021-10-04 - 2022-11-19 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ass. |
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| 2021-09-30 - 2022-11-17 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back. |
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| 2021-10-12 - 2022-11-14 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. |
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| 2022-01-30 - 2022-11-10 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. |
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| 2021-12-21 - 2022-11-09 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. |
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| 2021-10-04 - 2022-11-07 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me. |
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| 2022-11-01 - 2022-11-02 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense. |
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| 2022-03-28 - 2022-10-26 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people. |
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| 2022-01-11 - 2022-10-16 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. |
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| 2021-04-17 - 2022-10-06 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. |
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| 2021-10-11 - 2022-09-25 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - All these squares make a circle. |
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| 2021-04-15 - 2022-09-17 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family. |
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| 2021-09-29 - 2022-09-07 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. |
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| 2021-04-21 - 2022-09-04 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. |
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| 2021-04-21 - 2022-09-01 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’ |
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| 2022-01-09 - 2022-08-23 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby Chat - People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves. |
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| 2020-03-16 - 2021-04-15 |
[+CPSTnrt] Main Lobby - Open Chat <Consilio et Armis> |
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| 2021-01-26 - 2021-01-27 |
Main Lobby - Open Chat <Consilio et Armis> |
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| 2018-10-24 - 2020-03-16 |
[+CPSTnrt] Do animals talk in this dimension, cause, I don't wanna freak him out. |
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| 2018-10-27 - 2018-10-28 |
[+CMPSTdnrt 2] Do animals talk in this dimension, cause, I don't wanna freak him out. |
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| 2018-10-27 (01:01:58 - 19:02:04) |
[+CMPSTnrt] Do animals talk in this dimension, cause, I don't wanna freak him out. |
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| 2018-10-07 - 2018-10-23 |
[+CPSTnrt] The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. |
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| 2018-09-21 - 2018-10-07 |
[+CPSTVnrt] The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. |
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| 2018-09-12 - 2018-09-21 |
[+CPSTVnrt] A turtle made it to the water! |
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| 2017-08-13 - 2018-09-11 |
[+CPSTVnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders. |
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| 2018-07-24 (23:42:31 - 23:42:31) |
[+CMNPRSTVnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders. |
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| 2017-08-15 - 2017-12-02 |
[+BCPSTVnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders. |
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| 2017-03-08 - 2017-08-13 |
[+CPSTnrt] Saying java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders. |
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| 2017-01-31 - 2017-03-08 |
[+CPSTnrt] I can show you the world. Shinning, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, when did you last let your heart decide? |
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| 2015-05-20 - 2015-12-09 |
[+CPSTnrt] It's funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they're the lights on top of the car flashing behind you. |
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| 2015-04-30 - 2015-05-20 |
[+CPSTnrt] I have a dream that one day this channel will be used for more than what it is. |
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| 2014-12-22 - 2015-04-30 |
[+CPSTnrt] Chris Brown cheated on Rihanna with a waitress. Rihanna said she knew something was up when he came home with another woman's lipstick on his knuckles. |
